The Fairy House Festival

On Saturday we took my new rockin' minivan into the shop to have the DVD players installed. Thankfully, my mom rescued us from hours at Freedman's Stereo with the kids and took us to Latta Plantation for the Fairy House Festival. Apparently the rest of the Lake Norman community with a girl also thought this would be a good idea because it was PACKED with way more people than there was things to do. I can't blame them, it was a beautiful day and an excuse to wear fairy wings so I was definitely game.

Walking the trails

My pretty mama and Parkerman

 Kids... and by kids I mean over-eager fathers... built the cutest little fairy houses in the woods off the walking trail paths. You could tell the ones that 8 year old girls did and which ones 38 year old contractor fathers did... complete with crown molding and a picket fence. (you think I'm kidding). My kids took their fairy house supplies (sticks) and threw them into the lake because making splashes in freezing water is clearly way more fun.

SO close to falling in!

Throwing sticks in the lake

We didn't stay in line for pony rides or face painting but if the kids had asked to, we would have. In a few years, I think Avery will really enjoy this little festival. Since fairies aren't really the epitome of manliness, we dressed Parker in the next closest thing to a male fairyish thing... Buzz Lightyear which still scored him a free grab bag of.... pamphlets and a mini rubrics cube. Overall, we really enjoyed being outside and people watching.... especially the lady in full fairy attire and 6 inch heels with no children, walking around seductively on the prowl for a male fairy to call her very own. I think she missed her mark on the demographic but it made for a good chuckle. But in all seriousness, what's cuter than little girl's in tutus and fairy wings.... not much so the festival was pretty darn cute.

Apparently she was ready for a snack!

Excited to see the birds at the raptor center!

It was only appropriate to wear an owl shirt to the raptor center! I am "that mom" who dresses her children for occasions.

Avery thinks the owls are kinda boring.

Nothing a little slide action can't fix!

 After the festival, Daniel wanted to redeem he and Parker's man-cards so we went to the raptor center to see the birds. It was pretty cool and a standard field trip back when I was a kid. It's always fun to take your ids to places you went as a child! Making memories!!! :)

Sparkly Green Earrings

I read a book. That in an of itself is facebook status worthy but more importantly, I read a book in a day and LOVED it! Enough so that I passed it 2 doors down to Tabitha... along with my offspring so hubby and I could have a whole meal alone... at a table with cloth napkins, without picking up sippy cups every 30 seconds and without begging anyone to eat something green. It was glorious minus the fact that the waiter refused to write our orders down (even after I requested him to) and he brought our dinner to us progressively as it was ready... because lets be honest... he forgot parts of my order BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WRITE IT DOWN. MEN.

I digress...

Back to the book. I got so excited to receive this text:

"I'm 2 pages in and loving it already!"

So because we both love it, obviously you will too because I'm certain all my readers share my  distinguished taste in literature.  Sadly, I've just realized I haven't told you the name of the book but I know you're anxiously awaiting with baited breath. Do any of you follow Big Mama's blog? If not, you're missing out. It's the 2nd best blog on the internet next to mine.... which is an exclusive members only club of 72 people verse Big Mama's tens of thousands of followers. She gets 200+ comments on most of her blogs... I'm thrilled to get 1. Apparently y'all are a quiet bunch. Anyways, it's awesome so definitely check it out.

Big Mama (who isn't big at all so I was confused until I read the book) wrote a book called "Sparkly Green Earrings." It speaks to every aspect of motherhood from conception and pregnancy to baby poop and car ride puke... all stories told with whit and humor. I related to each chapter of the book in some way and found myself recalling similar memories with Parker and Avery.  It encouraged my spirit and lightened my mood... 2 things I was in desperate need of!

After reading the book, I've decided that she and I would be best friends if we were neighbors on her street in Texas. Sorry, Tabitha... you're getting the boot. There are no democrats in Texas. God Bless America. Amen.

I like books like that. Ones where you are certain the author wrote it just for you, in words you understood, with sarcasm you get, movie lines and song lyrics interjected.... basically a stream of thought with multiple veers off topic only to be brought back to a relevant and poignant point that you needed to hear. Those are the kinds of books I like and maybe will one day write myself.... for all 72 of you.... and my parents.


*I wasn't paid to write this. In fact, I paid for the book myself on Amazon. Well worth the $8.99

Midweek Confessions!

It's been a while since I've done some confessing so I thought that might be fun!

1. Parker and Avery ate Doritos for breakfast one day this week. We had them in our home after a poker game... someone forgot to take them home...Parker found them... Avery poured the crumbs on my face as I was "fading in and out" on the couch which is how I discovered they ate half a bag for breakfast. I can't blame them... those things are tasty.

2. I put a whole bunch of the kid's outgrown clothes for sale on facebook and various other places. The minute I notice someone has paid their invoice I'm scouring for more cute summer clothes. I'm like a kid with an allowance who must go spend it the second it's earned.... except I'm 28 (in 2 weeks!) and spend my $ on Kelly's Kids coordinating sibling sets instead of video games. Is it summer yet?

3. I had the carpets professionally cleaned today. I could have fed the local homeless with the amount of random fruit snacks and chip crumbs under my couch. I was horrified. New rule... food only in the kitchen.. until tomorrow when I'm asleep on the couch that is and the kids have to fend for themselves. When will they learn to toast their own waffles? Mama's still tired at 6:15am.

4. I signed up to run a 5K.... I ran today. It wasn't pretty. But do you know what will be pretty? Me... Crossing the finish line with no sweat, hot rolled hair and a cute matching work out outfit because if you aren't first then you might as well look darn good being last.

5. Parker and I got locked in the men's bathroom at our neighborhood clubhouse this weekend while I was setting up. Men, y'all are gross... but Parker discovered a new love of urinals so there's that... Thank goodness for cell phones and best friends who now live 2 doors down or we would have been in their a while!

Well I guess that's it. Nothing too radical :) Your turn!!!!

Spring Cleaning... KID'S CLOTHES!!!

I've been spring cleaning the kid's closets since spring clothes are already in stores and crazy ebayer's are eating them up online! I figured I'd try something new this year and offer them to my friends via a facebook album 1st before spending hours uploading them to ebay. The prices you see include shipping.Once an item is sold, I will remove it so all items you see are still available.

Parker's album is mostly 18 months - 3T. Avery's is newborn - 18 months.

Brands include Gymboree, Janie and Jack, Crazy 8's, Anavini, Baby Gap, Carter's and much more! I will continue to add to these albums regularly so please feel free to facebook friend me and shop!  I'm Taylor Carr Wise on facebook... and I won't be offended if you friend me, check out my clothes and unfriend me. I am totally aware I post excessively too many photos of my kids on FB. They're just so darn cute!

Here are a few treasures in the albums! Happy Shopping!!!